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Joke of the Day

"How does a woman go about inventing something? She gives birth to a boy."

"Waiter waiter does the pianist play requests? Yes sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal."

"What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up."

"What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!"

"My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums."

"Leaving early on a Friday and saying, ""Have a good weekend!"" to people who have to work a full day is like dancing in front of a paraplegic."

"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."

"Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early? Me: Because we have had enough of you for today"

"What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers? Is *anything* okay?!"

"I'm depressive and suicidal, though I have great news! I have terminal cancer! :D"