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Joke of the Day
"why do people insist D&D players are squares? I mean, they party all the time!"
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"""I dropped my toothpaste""... ...he said, crestfallen."
"Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space ~me reading Arabic DM"
"It's not that I'm suicidal but jumping off a building onto a trampoline held by firemen sounds like so much fun."
"Dear media: There's nothing shocking about celebrities going topless, getting drunk, or falling over. nnLet me know when they read a book."
"How are women like snow? They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road"
"What do the Greeks sing while at sea? your boat, gently down the stream..."
"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Mars has 2 moons. Venus has no moons. Do you see where I'm getting at? Men, GIVE BACK OUR MOON!"
"Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves."
"Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom... ...made it impossible to shit post."