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Joke of the Day

"Most computer problems can be fixed by removing the idiot from the keyboard."

"Of all the millions of candidates in history, it figures that Hitler would be the one to keep his campaign promises."

"Have you heard of the pelican? It's bill fits more than its belly can"

"Wanna hear my favorite 4/20 joke? Heh... what?"

"There's a band called 1023mb They haven't had any gigs yet."

"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair? *Roll-AIDS*"

"wife calls and says ""i think the carburetor is flooded"" experienced husband starts from the top. ""honey, where is the car?"" ""at the bottom of the pool"""

"[Talking w/Doc] The wife wants to try period sex ""Seems unsanitary to me"" I dont think u understand- *wife bursts in wearing medieval armor*"

"What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing? They have an engineering degree."

"Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack."