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Joke of the Day

"The only time honesty isn't the best policy is when speaking to an Apple employee at the Genius Bar."

"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."

"How do you cut the Roman empire in half? You use a pair of Caesars"

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grraaaiinns"

"What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube? My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds."

"What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?"

"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her."

"My joke Did you hear about the procrastinator telling a joke. Answer. I,l tell you later."

"Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu"

"What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get? A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week"