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Joke of the Day
"What is a depressed person's favorite outdoor activity? Cryaking. I'm sorry."
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"""WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY 40 POUNDS OF SPINACH?"" Me: I cooked it for you. It's over there, on that teaspoon."
"What's the difference between a 12 year old grill and a 12 year old girl? The grill doesn't cry when you use it to satisfy your meaty desires."
"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day Give a woman a fish and you're 'that weird fish guy.'"
"TIL Muslim extremists do not like pulled pork sandwiches. whoops, wrong sub."
"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."
"Why did the pirate date the mermaid? He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty."
"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus"
"Why is Santa always jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."