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Joke of the Day

"Never trust an atom... They make up everything."

"HIPPO: I'm really heavy ZIPPO: I'm a little lighter"

"You know what I like better than a good non-sequitur? ."

"You didn't comment on my selfie. WHO IS SHE"

"Well, well, well... If it isn't the lesson I should've learned by now."

"BEN CARSON: On the news I saw a portal to another dimension open & robots came out, we need to stop that MODERATOR:That was The Avengers sir"

"What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!"

"I haven't always believed in climate change But I'm warming up to the theory."

"I am part of the 1% Well, at least my cell phone battery is."