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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. - TommyEdisonXP (youtuber)"

"WIFE: I love you NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: My experiences with you lead to an increase in dopamine and oxytocin as well"

"I Decided To Learn How To Write Clickbait Titles. What I Learned Will Amaze You."

"I watched a gang bang video involving several bus drivers and one woman. She looked bored for half an hour, then suddenly they all came at the same time."

"What do a man and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"""U can legally stab someone if u suspect they're a Gary."" -no you can't *pulling knife from sheath* ""Sounds like somthin a Gary would say"""

"Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter? I heard he was hammered"

"The best part of having a prostitute die on you is the second hour is free!"

"Houston, we have a problem Houston: new phone who dis"

"Screenwriters, you know that script you're working on that's a mix between 2 brilliant films? Well it isn't and I'd like a grande soy latte."