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Joke of the Day
"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected."
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"Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane."
"Someone please invent a service to grocery shop for you but also cook it into a meal and also the meal is pizza oh it's pizza delivery"
"I just filled up my gas tank and went to a movie and bought a large soda and popcorn, I spent roughly 7000 dollars."
"I like my sex like I like my barbeque, mesquite"
"I hit a parked car today so naturally I left a note. It said ""Die, Decepticons! Die!"""
"Girl And BOy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"I told my dad I felt tired. ""There's a nap for that."""
"I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today"
"Chemistry Humor... ""What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces?"" Guacomole."