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Joke of the Day
"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected."
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"Dear men, I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! Love, Spiders"
"What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food? Delivery."
"What's the difference between you and an egg? The egg actually gets laid!"
"You can eat a clock But it is very time consuming"
"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""
"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."
"No matter how kind you are... ...German children will always be kinder. Edit: Since you guys seem to like German jokes so much."
"Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit? Because she was a cute angle."
"You know that you have a terrible sense of humor... when you find that click-baiting is funny"