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Joke of the Day

"Over all these years, you'd think I'd remember how important the ""L"" in clock is...especially when asking mom if I can borrow dad's."

"Where do robo-babies come from? From the computerus."

"Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets... For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?"

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my Pants""?... ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist."

"When I grow up, I want to spend 1/3 of my life sleeping, 1/3 staring at a computer in a tiny cubicle and 1/3 hating myself. (realistic kid)"

"Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc."

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! ^tee ^hee"

"*becomes suddenly aware of the overwhelming amount of beauty and horror in the world and the brief second in time we exist on it* what the"

"Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going."