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Joke of the Day
"A King taught his son how to use the toilet today. Now they call him Prince Charmin."
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"That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ""single"" and your ex likes it."
"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ""Look grandpa, no hands!"""
"I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard."
"Just saw a spider. It was sleeping. I crawled into its mouth."
"My face is so oily I'm afraid the U.S. is going to invade it"
"It was reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism... It's because of the high Mercury content."
"Dark: Whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality? Genocide"
"What is the greatest intermolecular force of all time? Dipole, dipole, dipole, dipole, and dipole!"
"Pickup Line! on a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9 and I'm the 1 you need."