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Joke of the Day

"There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't"

"The stoners surround me very, very slowly. Three of them are eating cereal. ""Look guys,"" I explain. ""When I said I had a pot belly..."""

"What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"

"Out of all the post you've see on reddit... this is one of them."

"Why did the chimpanzee poop in his pants? because he went apeshit"

"Why did the cow slap the bull? He didn't play well with udders."

"The Muslim Who Dated An Ape Did you hear about the Muslim who was caught screwing an ape? He was stoned to death along with his haram bae."

"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""

"I hate it when candidates put signs on your lawn without even asking your permission. Who the hell is 'Foreclosure'?"