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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"
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"Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old."
"What kind of father names their child Adam? A scientist."
"Miracle? They say Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."
"I started chewing nicotine gum the other day. I don't smoke, but I gradually want to start. =)"
"Occasionally, I like to go to Walmart, buy a jar of Vaseline, a cucumber and a Bottle of Gin and wink at the cashier"
"How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? ""Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."""
"""I love my cable company! Their customer service and pricing can't be beat! I'm glad I have no other options!"" said no one ever."
"Someone angrily told me ""You're so sarcastic!"" That would be like me angrily telling a woman ""You're so beautiful!"""
"When you go toe to toe with a Vietnamese Mexican... You either nguyen or you luz."