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Joke of the Day
"What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!"
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"I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans."
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"If Tom Cruise had an intervention to an addiction... They should call it ""Cruise Control."""
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"Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old."
"Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis? Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd."