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Joke of the Day
"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""
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"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."
"A man attempting to piss in public is apprehended by a police officer... The officer asks him, ""Sir, do you realize this is against the law?"" The man replies, ""No, sir, it's against the wall."""
"Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true."
"What's the difference between God and Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump!"
"Why did the blond snort NutraSweet? She thought it was diet coke."
"Rumour... I heard a rumour that a man in town is selling a fake bedside-clock. It's a false alarm."
"I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
"Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my knees and lean forward... because that's how I roll."
"English teacher asks me, ""What's an example of pleonasm? ""Troublesome Woman"""