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Joke of the Day

"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""

"I always buy computers that are black. Generally, they run faster and have a bigger hard drive."

"What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime"

"If you are wondering how many ketchup packets you can put in a Holiday Inn hot tub before people stop going in, the answer is 9."

"Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean."

"Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass. Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage."

"Menage a trois?! I haven't even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways"

"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""

"What's the difference between pussy and mashed potatoes Mashed potatoes don't make their own gravy"

"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."