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Joke of the Day

"The stoners surround me very, very slowly. Three of them are eating cereal. ""Look guys,"" I explain. ""When I said I had a pot belly..."""

"Y'know, Hitler wasn't all that bad... He did kill Hitler after all."

"STAR WARS SPOILERS Admiral Ackbar has gained quite a bit of weight and everyone calls him ""Admiral Snackbar"""

"Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined ""victim"" as ""one who has encountered Chuck Norris"""

"Conserve energy. How would you feel if someone turned you on and left?"

"Every time someone tells a bulimia joke... Every time someone tells a bulimia joke I throw up in disgust. Please keep them coming."

"What do moldy corn flakes and Charles Manson have in common? They're both cereal killers!"

"How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke? with a low ""ha"""

"If you're telling a story to a group and are interrupted and then no one asks you to continue, ruin their party by drowning in the pool."

"A squiggly red line should appear under people who are wrong for you"