127505

Joke of the Day

"Got diagnosed with Kyohosis The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature. I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !"

"Do you have holes in your socks? You don't? Then how do you put your feet in?"

"I like dead baby jokes as much as the next guy But sometimes you have to abort"

"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""

"It's a good thing Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida and not Florida State University. Because then it would be Seminole fluid."

"TIFU by eating my brother's extra hot Subway sandwich! Whoops, wrong sub."

"what does a british person say to congratulate a friend when he hears they are having their first child after joining a reptile gang? well, chap, you're a propa-gator now."

"Me: I love you with my hole heart. Wife: Wrong hole."

"A PS4 and an Xbox One got ran over Off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... WiiUWiiUWiiU"