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Joke of the Day
"Do you have holes in your socks? You don't? Then how do you put your feet in?"
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"I've been in Wisconsin for ten pounds. That means one week for those of you who have never visited Wisconsin."
"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... Then plug me back in. See if that works."
"Why are hurricane names female because they are destructive until you go inssiiiddee.... came up with this while i was on the water"
"Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, ""You know, I really don't like my mother in law."" ""Then just eat the noodles."""
"My plan to disappoint everyone I've ever known is exceeding my expectations."
"What i if told you You that read wrong And that probably too"
"What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies? Hydra-Gin"
"Einstein used science to get laid; that guy is a genius... I've been using money."
"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?... ......Roberto"