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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by eating my brother's extra hot Subway sandwich! Whoops, wrong sub."
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"I got burned by a piece of metal on my pants when I pulled them from the dryer. It was a hot button issue."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Nah, I'm just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
"Never yell about your hatred towards black eyes at a NAACP convention."
"What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about em but you never see em"
"Dad, I'm cold.. Dad : Go stand in the corner son. Son: why? Dad: because its 90 degrees"
"Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard? Try to disable sticky keys."
"gettin prety good at makin baloon animals, so far i can make: - a snake - worm - eel - dog, hot - 2 snakes"
"If you are fat... If you are far, go to the UK, you will lose a couple of pounds"
"Mom: ""Do you want this?"" Me: ""No."" Mom: ""Ok I'll give it to your brother."" Me: ""No I want it."""