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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !"
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"I have the body of a god Shame it's Buddha"
"I heard one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life yesterday! It was about an anti-climax."
"So sorry... Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's ""squirrel""."
"Russia's most prolific musician? JOHN LENIN"
"Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer? He was too far out man"
"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"
"What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long? tangerine"
"(GoT Joke) Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC? Cuz he be Ilyn."
"911: whats your emergency Me: Come quick, my son has swallowed a condom*Click 911: whats your emergency Me: It's ok, found another one."