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Joke of the Day
"If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism."
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"Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!"
"What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third."
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"That new show, Black-ish just started airing in Korea. It's called Brackish."
"Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."
"Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism? Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber."
"1900: Let's filter coffee. 1950: We need to filter cigarettes. 1970: We should really filter water. 2015: I want to filter my face."
"What do you name a dog with no legs? ""Cigarette"" because you take him out for a drag."