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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, ""You man the guns, I'll drive""."

"What is the dirtiest day of the week? SaTURDay"

"The mail slot on your door is so you can tell the mailman you love him"

"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other stuff wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."

"How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas? With a DustBuster."

"Why do waitresses hate mohels? Because they never leave a tip."

"What do you call an egoistical sea animal? Selfish"

"had anyone heard of the new patriot themed beer. I heard it wasn't that good, it was A little flat."

"Several years ago, Charlie Sheen said ""I'm Winning"" ...even now he's still remaining positive!"

"Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it."