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Joke of the Day

"A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort,, it is equal to one night.. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers."

"Valentine's Day is for people who lack the imagination to be romantic during the rest of the year."

"What do you call a learned spider? A webdesigner"

"Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? He had 4 sacks."

"Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married? Because they can't elope."

"What's Harley Quinn's favourite rap group? Insane Clown Pussy."

"[job interview] ""Name one of your strengths"" I didn't stab anyone today ""That's not-"" Yesterday wasn't so good tho"

"Why are contortionists always angry? Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape."

"What do mathematicians drink? Anything to ease the pain."

"Life doesn't matter. Life IS matter."