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Joke of the Day

"A family Checks in to a Hotel The father goes to the front desk & says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you pervert."""

"An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife. But after talking it out he decides, ""Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."""

"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer"

"I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with graphs... she was always plotting behind my back"

"Double leg amputees are the worst... ...I can't stand them"

"I like turntablism. Some of the samples really speak to me."

"Are spambots as flirty with everyone else or do I actually have a legitimate shot?"

"I accidentally drank a bottle of ink. The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside."

"What is worse then a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"

"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals blowing each other."