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Joke of the Day

"I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with graphs... she was always plotting behind my back"

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the shin."

"Did you mean pacific or specific? Cuz seriously, one is an ocean."

"I live in Zimbabwe. My favorite rapper is 50 cent. Or as we like to call him, 400 million dollars."

"""Penguins mate for life. Isn't that romantic?"" You open your mouth to answer but I spit my chewed up cake into it. ""You're my penguin."""

"What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five"

"I just thought of a really funny joke... but I forgot it."

"What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart."

"What did the mermaid do last Saturday night? She went out with the tide."

"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"