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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals blowing each other."
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will never be subjected to your stupid bumper sticker again."
"What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you? Incommunicado"
"how do I know I'm old? I can hear teens having a good time and I'm mad about it"
"The Puzzle - I beat a record. - Oh , what? - I managed to do a puzzle in 15 days on which he had written "" from 3 to 5 years."""
"I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults."
"TIFU Don't know why she legally changed her name to 'Up' though."
"A black man and his donkey walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""get your black ass outta here."""
"What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite? A Baboom!"
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you do magic tricks? ME: *hands him back his business card* Is this your card? INTERVIEWER: holy shit"