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Joke of the Day
"I like turntablism. Some of the samples really speak to me."
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"I'm pretty bad at building fences Oops, wrong place for this post."
"Me: I have a secret *I take off my wig* Her: I don't care still I love you *I smile, take off my bald cap* Me: you passed the final test"
"Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke."
"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor."
"I thought I'd repost an old joke... Oops wrong sub..."
"Where are the longest hairs of the body? Inside the nose. Because every time you pull one, you feel the pain until your ass."
"A hole was found in the wall surrounding a nudist colony. The police are looking into it."
"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."
"Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone."