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"Free admission to Disney On Ice!! Just push your knee against your eyes and you'll get to watch This Knee On Eyes."
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"Have you heard about that new Tron movie? The protagonists name is Adam."
"Having fun with your primary-school friends, a perfectly legal thing to do, before... ...the *age of consent* was invented."
"Why was the hipster sweating? ...He wore a scarf before it was cool."
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"never trust quotes from the Internet ~Abraham Lincoln"
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