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Joke of the Day

"Free admission to Disney On Ice!! Just push your knee against your eyes and you'll get to watch This Knee On Eyes."

"Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window"

"How many gay guys does it take to flip a car? We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series"

"What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola"

"Cinderella Joke What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? UGHACKLURB (Gagging noise)"

"if you whisper ""snapchat"" in the mirror 3 times a white girl will appear and say ""hold on let me grab my Bacardi before you take the pic!"""

"Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume."

"Why is it easier for women to shave ""downstairs"" than men? They don't have to go through as many obsticles."

"It's weird that 'coward' doesn't mean ""towards a cow"". *sips wine*"

"Why do blacksmiths go to jail? Forging."