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Joke of the Day

"How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break."

"Nestle has taken to putting ""Do not consume raw cookie dough"" on all of it's cookie packages Oh, Nestle You don't know me at all, do you?"

"Two fish in a tank. One says to the other.... ""You know how to drive this thing?"""

"9 months later story"

"I took off my bra and chips fell out. Plot twist I haven't been eating chips"

"How are music and candy similar? We throw away the rappers."

"Due to the hilarity of tomorrow's NBA contest between the Philadelphia Seventy Sixers and LA Lakers, the NBA has agreed to air the match live on comedy central and the comedy network. joke"

"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"

"""Life isn't fair!"" is an ironclad excuse for treating people like crap."

"Who needs Black Friday... when you have Mike Brown Monday?"