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Joke of the Day

"Nestle has taken to putting ""Do not consume raw cookie dough"" on all of it's cookie packages Oh, Nestle You don't know me at all, do you?"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a truck? The truck doesn't scream when you pump gas into it."

"What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah...."

"I was a bit of a nerd in high school. Instead of chasing girls I was studying philosophy My friends always said that I put Descartes before the whores."

"I found a note in a vase a year ago and was to meet someone here for money. No I didn't."

"You know who'd make a good hobbit? Elijah would."

"There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win."

"World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals"

"Why did the t-rex cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite car? Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii"