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"What weapons did the Romans use to fight the Carthaginians As-salt rifles"
"""I'm a very private person"" - people who are on back to back reality shows"
"How can Russia love pickles and vodka but hate gay people? They have such similar interests"
"Two cows walk in to a bar... Then one of the cows says: ""*Mooooo*"", then the other replies, ""*Fuck, I was supposed to say that*"""
"You don't see much in a small town ... but what you hear makes up for it. [Source](http://www.dougwils.com/Chrestomathy/no-kidding.html)"
"Did you hear about the farmer who tried to be a stand up comedian? His jokes weren't dairy funny."
"i took my dog to the vet he never got dry again"
"a bunch of us teens are going out to the forest to burn a piece of paper that says 'responsibilities' on it. for symbolism"
"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink."