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Joke of the Day

"Who needs Black Friday... when you have Mike Brown Monday?"

"Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off."

"After #Brexit, the pound crashed... ...it's down to ten ounces."

"Why did the alcoholic never realize his dream of becoming a lawyer? He just couldn't pass the BAR."

"""I've been a very bad girl. I need to be punished."" She said... ""Very well.."" I replied.. installing windows 8 on her laptop."

"Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it? Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash."

"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch"

"What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!"

"I drank way too much yesterday and took the fattest girl home. I ended up hammered and waisted."

"[God inventing iguanas] Maybe humans are done dealing with dinosaurs, but ants aren't"