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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds weird, dozentit"

"[shower song] Im all outta Dove Im soapless without you I'll never get clean Now that you are all gone *grabs shampoo mic* IM ALL OUTTA DOVE"

"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"

"I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper."

"What is an aliens favorite keyboard key The space key"

"There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version."

"I don't usually post on this sub, so here goes nothing..."

"What do you call a really bad mind reader? Telepathetic."

"Why must you be religious to join the Navy? Because it's a place of war ship."

"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""