200429
Joke of the Day
"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"
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"Do you know how many feminists it takes to change a light bulb? One, you asshole."
"I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."
"Some guy died at the gym... They had to deadlift him out."
"When Facebook goes down, everyone comes to Twitter to talk about it. When Twitter goes down, the world falls mute."
"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."
"What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ? They both love to scratch and sniff. ^(sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)"
"What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer? A rack of lamb"
"Good news! I'm not a 30 year old virgin anymore! Happy birthday to me!"
"Ok America. You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing. But if we see Kanye 2020 happen... No. More. SYRUP. Love, Canada"