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Joke of the Day

"There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version."

"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"

"A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"I was considering posting a joke that nobody had heard of, but I realized that it is actually pretty likely that... ...you already have reddit."

"Shout out to... Everyone who doesn't know the opposite of in."

"Top three perverts that see you when you're sleeping: 1. Santa. 2. God. 3. NSA."

"*flips table* YO WHO CALLED THEM EXPIRATION DATES INSTEAD OF SPOILER ALERTS"

"Getting to the point now where we should just try to get the water out of the oil."

"It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow."

"A group of muslim men go to a grooming class. They were disappointed to find it was about brushing horses."