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Joke of the Day
"A Northern Virginian dies and wakes up in Hell He is surprised that Maryland can wake the dead."
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"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down."
"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus doesn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body."
"My friend got attacked by a bear recently It was really grizzly."
"What did the beaver say when he fell in water? Damn it."
"""WHAT THE HELL? WHERE'S THE OTHER, SMALLER VERSION OF THIS PERSON?""--Russian surgeon's 1st time cutting a patient open"
"Unemployment gives you time to follow your true passion: Worrying about money."
"Me: you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"
"Why do Jews always seem to find spare change laying around? They cents it."
"shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour* shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*"