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Joke of the Day

"A Northern Virginian dies and wakes up in Hell He is surprised that Maryland can wake the dead."

"Instead of a blue or pink balloon for a gender reveal.. A piggy bank should be smashed revealing $1 for a boy or 78 cents for a girl."

"Two pieces of asphalt are at a bar A piece of red asphalt walks in. One says to the other ""watch out for him, he used to be a cyclepath""."

"I came into some money yesterday. I couldn't find the tissues."

"Poor Hillary Clinton... I haven't seen someone hit a glass ceiling this hard since Goose from Top Gun"

"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*"

"TRIGGER WARNING National Rifle Association of America"

"HEY GUYS I'M AT NXNE! WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?"

"woops i wrote a joke with no punchline a joke with no punchline"

"Two eggs and a piece of bacon walk into a bar The bartender asks them to leave. They all ask why. Bartender says, ""We don't serve breakfast here."""