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Joke of the Day

"I don't usually post on this sub, so here goes nothing..."

"You know how people play video games by pushing all the buttons at once? That's how I'm handling adulthood."

"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels [source](http://i.imgur.com/LXADoFR.jpg)"

"I'm always Frank with my partners. I don't want them knowing my real name now do I?"

"Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?"

"I like to think the automatic soap dispenser is just really happy to see me."

"Why does Edward never leave Russia? He's always Snowden."

"Did you hear about the fierce competition between the Texan and Mexican ice cream shops? It was the Battle of the A La Mode!"

"Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare."

"How do you know a presidential candidate is lying? Their lips are moving."