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Joke of the Day

"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"

"Why did the chicken cross the rode? To get to the other side."

"I don't have jealousy issues, but I do have ""flirt with my boyfriend one more time and I may have to cut you"" issues."

"What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex"

"Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the W's"

"What do you feel when there's no more coffee? Depresso."

"For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids."

"I'm more of a leader than a follower, unless you're wearing yoga pants."

"Do Frenchmen like slides? OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIII!"

"What's the difference between a $20 prostitute and a $200 prostitute? When the $20 one swallows, it's because she's hungry."