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Joke of the Day
"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"
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"ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, please fasten your seatbelts i wanna try something"
"Why do Americans spell it as 'color' and not 'colour'? Because fuck u that's why."
"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."
"Men, of course we need you. Because, jars."
"Who will win this Super Bowl's coin toss? Hillary Clinton"
"Genders are like the twin towers There used to be two of them and now it's a really touchy subject"
"Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue."
"I was walking down the street when I saw my mother in law getting beaten up by 7 people... Someone said ""shouldn't you help?"" and I replied ""nah, 7 should be enough."""
"I asked for soundproof walls my mom also got me a straight jacket"