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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the rode? To get to the other side."
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"""Ughhh! It's raining! My hair and shoes are sooo gonna be ruined!"" -rich people. ""WOOHOOO free shower and car wash!"" -poor people."
"The only difference between the 13yr old me and the 28yr old me is that my kool-aid now contains vodka."
"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"
"2015: This is our son, Aiden. 2016: This is our son, Lemonaiden."
"I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home page"
"Just saw a girl wearing a ""BAD GAL"" t-shirt so I yelled ""NO!"" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper."
"How to tease a girlfriend if she really wants it My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"
"My wife and I have an agreement with our 7 year old daughter Don't wake us up early on the weekend and we won't abandon you in a mall"
"I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw."