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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the W's"
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"My girlfriend asked me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and slapped her"
"Rudolph is the only reindeer who doesn't have a stripper name."
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"As a gay dude, having a boyfriend with a small penis gets me down sometimes. But I try to stay positive - I'm an ass half full kind of guy."
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