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Joke of the Day

"What do you feel when there's no more coffee? Depresso."

"There was once a cowboy who walked into town wearing nothing but leaves. He was arrested for rustling."

"Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok."

"My wife divorced me after years of daily penis enlargement surgeries. She couldn't take it any longer."

"Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror naked just to remind myself what nobody's getting."

"First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies? A. A Barbecue!"

"What is the heaviest surgical intervetion that can be done to women ? Getting money and dicks out of their minds."

"I like my coffee like I like my women.... .....black and with a dick in it."

"Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No but there's a lot of crackling."

"The person who invented knocking should win the Nobell prize"