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Joke of the Day

"For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids."

"If you do not eat your candy corn in three separate bites, starting from the big yellow end to the small white end, I hate you."

"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaayy!"

"Am I the first with a Roof joke? Hope so. What is the source of Roof's racism? When he was young, his friends teased him by calling him Rufus."

"Why is physics inherently racist? There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body."

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar xD"

"Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make an incredible discovery... He was later arrested for drunk deriving..."

"What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag? The Star Spangled Banner!"

"So a sloth got robbed by 3 turtles... When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said, It. all. happened. so. fast."

"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""