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Joke of the Day
"Do Frenchmen like slides? OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIII!"
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"My wife cheated on me after I told her about my watchmaker buddy... I guess I should get a big clock, too."
"do u know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do u know the muffin man that lives on d-d-d-d-d-d DROP THE BASS *club goes nuts*"
"Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians"
"A man with one leg shorter than the other visits the tower of Pisa. He says ""It looks fine to me."""
"The woman who will be on the $10 bill has been announced and it's. . . Caitlyn Jenner-Hamilton"
"Why do greeting cards today all play songs & shit? Giving innocent folks migraines & whatnot. Go to hell, today's greeting cards!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !"
"A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed"
"'Don't say foreskin instead of four score don't say foreskin instead of four score you GOT this Abe' *AHEM* ""FORESKIN FUCK LEMME START OVER"""