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Joke of the Day

"Someone ordered a lion statuette for a Pride parade Apparently there was a mixup at the manufacturer and they only sent the rear half of the lion. What followed was a catastrophe"

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."

"I keep hoping one day I'll be stuck on a 6-hour flight next to Flavor Flav just so I can ask him what time it is every five minutes."

"Friend at Memorial Day BBQ: I see you wasted no time with the white pants. Me: These are my legs."

"How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !"

"I think that being a Lone Wolf is the coolest thing ever yeah.. except at the annual wolf picnic when you don't have a partner for the wolf hill barrel races."

"Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T."

"[meeting] DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI PRODUCER: Yes! D: A huge cast P: Agreed! D: Realistic family photos P: We don't have the budget"

"My wife died last week It's ironic because her zodiac symbol was cancer. She was killed by a giant crab"

"I'm having trouble finishing my joke about tree surgery! Stick joke here!"