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Joke of the Day
"Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T."
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"Spiderman's villain should just be a glass jar and a piece of paper."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're stuck up bitches."
"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""
"Go to racist joke, what's yours? Two unemployed Irishmen walk past a police notice board with ""two black men wanted for rape"" first one says ""fucking niggers get all the best jobs"""
"What did the Muslim Zoophiliac say when he found out his friend was a beekeeper? ""Dicks out for Haram Bee"""
"A mite is sitting on a fly. Fly: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? Mite: I mite be. Fly: Stupidest pun I ever heard. Mite: What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly."
"Why can't America ever win a chess tournament? Because they're missing two towers"
"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"
"How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them"