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Joke of the Day

"I think that being a Lone Wolf is the coolest thing ever yeah.. except at the annual wolf picnic when you don't have a partner for the wolf hill barrel races."

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"I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers."
"So did you hear about the guy who didn't finish his jokes?"
"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."
"How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!"
"Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church? They are in-sects"
"The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog's poop."
"A guy travelling [sic] with his parrot... http://i.imgur.com/rTeps.jpg"
"So I saw one of those ""Drink for Pink"" labels on a bottle of juice... Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy."
"Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you."