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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a male prostitute? A prostidude!"
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"Necrophilia So my parents recently forced me to go to a psychiatrist for my necrophiliac thoughts. Having sex with a dead girl was just a nail in the coffin."
"In middle school chuck Norris was assigned an essay about what courage was. He got an A+ by turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name on it."
"Walk in closets Walk-In Closet Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents? Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet."
"I came very close to death last night. I had a wank in a graveyard."
"My little sister's cat died... ...she cried telling me she needs another identical one. I got her one today, but i don't know why she needs another dead cat."
"What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning"
"whats the differnce from a blonde and a blow up sex doll only about two bottles of hair spray"
"A Mexican, a Jew, and a Italian walk into a bar..... The bartender looks up with a scowl and says..... Get the fuck out of here..."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? I can't get hard, I just got laid!"