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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a male prostitute? A prostidude!"
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"Incognito mode on google chrome is useless.. Everyone in the library can still see me wanking"
"Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself"
"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I'd have to pick: My girlfriend."
"*Kanye trips and falls* SUCH A GENIUS! WHAT A POETIC DEMONSTRATION OF HOW HIS ANCESTORS FELL TO SLAVERY AND ROSE AGAIN *jaden smith cries*"
"The moral of Snow White is if a woman poisons you because you're prettier than her, find some men to chase her off a cliff while you sleep."
"If the free sample lady at the grocery store isn't handing out something I want I don't even acknowledge her as a human being."
"I had a serious talk with my girlfriend after she told me about her rape fantasy. It actually went pretty well too... Ending with me whispering in her ear, ""shut the fuck up or I cut you bitch"""
"What do you call the ticket to get into a giant space station shaped like a vagina? A cunt-astro-fee!"