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Joke of the Day

"What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts? ""He's a keeper"""

"What was left after Pavarotti passed away? 20"

"Why is Columbus a slang term for cocaine in Native American communities? Because it's white and kills them."

"I once watched a documentary on ferns because the remote was out of reach."

"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."

"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"

"How do al-Qaeda like their toast? Bean-laden"

"lol no thanks my tires rotate themselves every day"

"Why don't Germans like humour? Because it's inefficient!"

"Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof? Someone told her drinks were on the house."