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Joke of the Day

"why did the energizer bunny go to jail? he got charged with battery"

"Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label."

"What's long and hard on a black guy? The first grade"

"What you shouldnt answer when a parent asks you what to do if their baby wont stop crying I dont know, just foogle it"

"Now I really am just like Christine O'Donnell (not a Senator)"

"GF: ""you're so childish"" me: ""it's my day too linda"" [we sit in silence] wedding planner: ""so is that a yes or a no on the bouncy castle?"""

"Post your original made up joke. No old jokes you've already posted. Here's mine: How did the Asian porn-star become president? By Generar Erection!"

"Why is the ocean salty? Because land doesn't wave back."

"I don't have time to babysit ppl's feelings. Speak up. How I'm suppose to know what's wrong with you?"

"My shy father was killed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."