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Joke of the Day

"I don't get why people think the homeless are unclean... when they have the mintiest breaths I've ever smelled."

"I'm sorry, I don't see why you can't have a crack house AND have it tastefully decorated."

"A dyslexic man.. A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""

"Did you hear about the cow who gambled on an airplane? The steaks couldn't have been higher."

"good news Craig, we got your murder charge bumped down to theft. just tell us why you stole that dude's blood/bones"

"Showier thoughts pt 3 Someone used this water to flush poop and now here I am washing my body with it."

"[High school reunion] Hey guys! Remember me!? ""No"" How about now? *puts an entire toilet on my head* (in unison) CHRIS!"

"What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? An instigator!"

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? ""the Dark Knight Rises"""